steve was a lonely guy, so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. he went to the pet store
and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. after some discussion, he finally bought a centipede,
which came in a little white box to use for his house. he took the box back home, found a good location
for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.
so he asked the centipede in the box, "would you like to go to franks with me and have a beer?"
but there was no answer from his new pet. this bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and
then asked him again, "how about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" but again, there was no
answer from his new friend and pet. so he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
he decided to ask him one more time, this time putting his face up against the centipedes house
and shouting, "hey, in there! would you like to go to franks place and have a drink with me?"
a little voice came out of the box: "i heard you the first time! i'm putting on my fucking shoes."