it was opening night at the orpheum and the amazing claude was topping the bill. people came from miles around to see the
famed hypnotist do his stuff. as claude took to the stage, he announced, "unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or
three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, i intend to hypnotise each and every member of the audience."
the excitement was almost electric as claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
i want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. its a very special watch. its been in my family for
six generations. he began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "watch the watch,
watch the watch, watch the watch..." the crowd became mesmerised as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off its polished surface. hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it
slipped from the hypnotists fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
"shit" said the hypnotist.
it took three weeks to clean up the theatre.