three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. when they get there, st peter says "we only have one rule here in heaven - dont step on the ducks!"
so they enter heaven and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. it is almost impossible not to step on a duck. although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
along comes st peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. st peter chains them together and says "your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
a week later, the second woman steps on a duck by mistake. so st peter returns with yet another extremely ugly man. he chains them together, saying she will spend the rest of her life with him.
after seeing all this, the third woman is very, very careful where she steps as she doesnt want the same fate to happen to her.
she manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day st peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on. st peter chains them together without saying a word.
the happy woman says to him "i wonder what i did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
the guy says "i dont know about you, but i stepped on a duck!"
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