one day mr bear and mr rabbit (who dont like each other very much) were walking through the woods and came across a golden frog.

the frog turned to them and said "ooh, i dont often meet anyone in these parts." they were amazed that the frog had spoke to them. the golden frog admitted "mind you, when i do meet someone i always give them six wishes. you can have three wishes each in this case."

mr bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. the frog granted his wish. mr rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. one appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.

mr bear was amazed at mr rabbits wish, but carried on with his second wish. he wished that all the bears in the neighbouring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. mr rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. it appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.

mr bear could not believe it and complained that mr rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. shaking his head, mr bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. the frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to mr rabbit for his last wish. mr rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said "i wish that mr bear was gay" and rode off as fast as he could!