a couple of hillbillies are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. he doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. the other guy grabs his phone and calls 911. he shouts at the operator, "my friend is dead! what can i do?"

the operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "just take it easy. i can help. first, lets make sure he's dead."

there is a silence, then a shot is heard...

the hillbilly says, "ok, now what?"

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