two midgets go to a brothel, determined to get their end away. they are put in rooms adjoining each other. the first one walks in to find a beautiful woman starkers on the bed. he tries all night to get an erection but fails miserably. he can hear his mate in the next room going "1, 2, 3, urgh. 1, 2, 3, urgh". annoyed that his mate is getting his end away, he gives up and goes to sleep.

in the morning he wakes up, leaves the room and bumps into his mate on the landing. his mate asks him how his night was. "oh it was terrible, i spent all night trying to get an erection and failed. what about you?" he replies "you think you had a bad night, i spent all night trying to get on the bed!"

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