there were three men who went mountaineering. they were half way up this mountain and were covered in snow and really cold, so they decided to pitch up their tent (which they only had one of). to keep themselves warm, they snuggled up together.

the next morning they woke up and the man on the left said "i had this strange dream last night that someone was holding my willy". then the man on the right said "thats weird, cos i had the same dream too"! then the man in the middle says "thats funny, i had a dream i was skiing"!