here is a different version of the gloria gaynor song 'i will survive' - sing along!
at first i was afraid, i was petrified,
by the ugly wanker that was lying by my side.
i would've drunk a little less, i would've tried to keep my head,
if i'd known for just one second, i'd be in your crusty bed!
i tried to go, walk out the door,
but i laughed so hard at your small knob, i fell flat on the floor.
your butts a pimply mess, its just a broken-out disgrace,
but i'd rather look at that, than at your fucking ugly face!
i want to go, i've got to leave,
your talk of chicks and football really makes me want to heave.
i only know i've got to stop my drinking spirts and the beer,
coz when i looked at you last night, you looked just like richard gere!
i cant believe, that we both shagged,
you should be wearing concrete shoes or should be simply bound and gagged.
i'm fucking off right now, i'm jumping on the flippin train,
and i'm not stopping till i'm home and washed your greebies down the drain.
please let me go, i feel quite sick,
we had the worst sex in the world and you're a bloody ugly prick.
i should have shagged your gorgeous mate, at least he's got a lovely flat,
but no i go and trust the booze and now i'm stuck with you, you twat.
its time to go, run out the door.
you look so ugly it should really be against the law.
i'm gonna give up all the booze, im gonna have no stupid fun,
coz waking up beside you makes me want to be a nun!
i will survive!