two trees are growing in the woods, when one day a sapling grows inbetween them. the first tree asks the other "hey, is that a son of a birch or a son of a beech?" the second tree replies "i dont know, but here comes a woodpecker. we can ask him."

so they say to the woodpecker "mr woodpecker, you're an expert on trees. is that a son of a birch or a son of a beech?" the woodpecker flies down and tastes a little sap and flies back. he says "gentlemen, that is neither a son of a birch nor a son of a beech. that is the finest piece of ash i've ever had my pecker in!"

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