two guys decided to play a joke at heathrow airport in london. they would write down foreign sounding names and ask the airport information center to locate these people by calling out their names on the airports tannoy system. the guys would then hang out beneath the speakers and record the results.

in order to make it as believable as possible, they dressed up as chauffeurs and asked for help finding these people about 40 minutes after a thai airways or air india flight had landed. they acted as if they couldnt pronounce the names themselves, so as not to reveal the joke, but just handed over a note with the names printed on it to the person at the information center.

after the fifth recording, they had to leave heathrow as airport security figured out what was going on! the last recording is from gatwick airport. here are their recordings for you to listen to:

LOOKS LIKE: arheddis varkenjaab and aywellbe fayed
SOUNDS LIKE: i hate this fucking job and i will be fired
LOOKS LIKE: arhevbin fayed and bybeiev rhibodie
SOUNDS LIKE: ive just been fired and bye-bye everybody
LOOKS LIKE: aynayda pizaqvick and malexa kriest
SOUNDS LIKE: i need a piss quick and my legs are crossed
LOOKS LIKE: awul dasfilshabeda and nowaynayda zheet
SOUNDS LIKE: oo-ah that feels better and now i need a shit
LOOKS LIKE: makollig jezvahted and levdaroum debahzted
SOUNDS LIKE: my colleague just farted and left the room, the bastard
LOOKS LIKE: steelaygot maowenbach and tuka piziniztee
SOUNDS LIKE: still, i got my own back and took a piss in his tea