exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. as we grow older, its important to keep mentally alert. if you dont use it, you lose it! below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. now relax, clear your mind and begin.
1. what do you put in a toaster?
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answer: bread.
if you said toast, give up now and do something else. try not to hurt yourself. if you said bread, go to question 2.
2. say "silk" five times. now spell "silk". what do cows drink?
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answer: cows drink water.
if you said milk, dont attempt the next question. your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. however, if you said water, proceed to question 3.
3. if a red house is made from red bricks, a blue house is made from blue bricks, a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
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answer: greenhouses are made from glass.
if you said green bricks, why the hell are you still reading these? if you said glass, go on to question 4.
4. its twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over germany (if you will recall, germany at the time was politically divided into west germany and east germany). anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. the pilot, realising that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. unfortunately, the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no mans land" between east germany and west germany. where would you bury the survivors? east germany, west germany or "no mans land"?
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answer: you dont bury survivors.
if you said anything else, you're not clever enough and must stop. if you were right, proceed to the next question.
5. do this without using a calculator. you are driving a bus from london to milford haven in wales. in london, 17 people get on the bus. in reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. in swindon, two people get off and four get on. in cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. in swansea, three people get off and five people get on. in carmathen, six people get off and three get on. you then arrive at milford haven. what was the name of the bus driver?
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answer: oh, for crying out loud! dont you remember your own name? it was you!
now pass this along to your friends and pray they do better than you!
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