blonde jokes

why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
they think their picture is being taken!

how can you tell when a blonde sends you a fax?
it has a stamp on it!

why cant blondes dial 999?
they cant find the 999 button on the phone!

why shouldnt blondes have coffee breaks?
it takes too long to retrain them!

a blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette said "oh look at the dead bird." the blonde looked skyward and said "where, where?"

how do you drown a blonde?
put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool!

why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
you have to hollow out the head!

how do you get a twinkle in a blondes eye?
shine a flashlight in her ear!

what do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?
you always hear about them but never see them!

three blondes were driving to disneyland. after being in the car for four hours they see a sign that says "disneyland left", so they turned around and went home!

why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
because it said concentrate!

hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
it took her a month to realise she could play it at night!

how do you make a blonde laugh on saturday?
tell her joke on wednesday!

what did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
oh look, daddy - doughnut seeds!

why do blondes have such a hard time going through low doorways?
there are usually signs that say "watch your head"!

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