the top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day

10. immediately go shopping for cucumbers.
9.  squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8.  see if they could finally do the splits.
7.  see if its truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6.  cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5.  get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes.
4.  have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3.  go to the gynaecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2.  sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

and, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina...

1.  finally find that damned g-spot!

the top ten things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day

10. get a better paid job.
9.  get a blow job.
8.  find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7.  pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6.  determine WHY you cant hit the bowl consistently.
5.  find out what its like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4.  touch/shift yourself in public without thought to how improper it may seem.
3.  jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2.  understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a mans eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

and, the NUMBER ONE thing women would do if they woke up with a penis...

1.  repeat number 9!