did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dogs name was mypenis?

• mypenis ate my homework.
• oh no, mypenis is frothing at the mouth.
• sorry i'm late, i was playing with mypenis.
• i'm sorry, officer. i didnt realise i had to keep mypenis on a leash.
• mypenis doesn't come when i call it.
• mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.
• i love giving mypenis a bath.
• at night, i sleep with mypenis in my hands.
• mypenis likes it when people stroke him.
• mypenis needs to get more exercise. he weighs over fifty pounds.
• playing with mypenis really wears me out.
• would you like to see a picture of mypenis?
• i think mypenis has a mind of its own.
• i keep a picture of mypenis in my wallet.
• whenever i get lost, mypenis points me in the right direction.
• i think mypenis is getting old because he wont get excited anymore, he just plays dead.
• mypenis got out last night. i think he's sleeping with the lady next door.
• mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.
• help, i cant find mypenis.
• sorry to be driving so slow officer, but i was looking for mypenis.
• sorry to be driving so fast officer, i have to take mypenis to the hospital.
• mypenis gets excited whenever the postman comes.
• oh no, something bit mypenis!

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