HYPED UP - JOKES - DOG CALLED MYPENIS

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did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dogs name was mypenis?

mypenis ate my homework.
oh no, mypenis is frothing at the mouth.
sorry i'm late, i was playing with mypenis.
i'm sorry, officer. i didnt realise i had to keep mypenis on a leash.
mypenis doesn't come when i call it.
mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.
i love giving mypenis a bath.
at night, i sleep with mypenis in my hands.
mypenis likes it when people stroke him.
mypenis needs to get more exercise. he weighs over fifty pounds.
playing with mypenis really wears me out.
would you like to see a picture of mypenis?
i think mypenis has a mind of its own.
i keep a picture of mypenis in my wallet.
whenever i get lost, mypenis points me in the right direction.
i think mypenis is getting old because he wont get excited anymore, he just plays dead.
mypenis got out last night. i think he's sleeping with the lady next door.
mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.
help, i cant find mypenis.
sorry to be driving so slow officer, but i was looking for mypenis.
sorry to be driving so fast officer, i have to take mypenis to the hospital.
mypenis gets excited whenever the postman comes.
oh no, something bit mypenis!