every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
after a week of this, she cant stand it anymore. she takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance against him.
the human resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks "whats sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
the woman replies, "its keith, the dwarf".