the creation of a pussy

seven wise men,
with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy,
to their design.

first was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit.

second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole.

third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within.

fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without.

fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
he threw in a fish,
to gave it a smell.

sixth was a preacher,
whose name was mcgee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee.

last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.

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