funny questions and answers - part 2

why does a penis have a hole in the end?
so men can be open minded!

whats the speed limit of sex?
68, because at 69 you have to turn around!

what do a rubix cube and a penis have in common?
the longer you play with them, the harder they get!

whats the difference between your salary and your cock?
you dont have to beg your wife to blow your salary!

how does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
if the girl has to chew before she swallows!

how can you tell when a mechanic has just had sex?
one of his fingers is clean!

whats the biggest fish in the world?
a whore, if you catch one you can eat her for months!

whats green, slimy and smells like miss piggy?
kermits finger!

what do you do with 365 used rubbers?
melt them down, make a tyre, and call it a goodyear!

what does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
they both cost 100 and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed!