funny questions and answers - part 3

what do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
cash and carry!

why did the pervert cross the road?
because his dick was stuck in the chickens arse!

how many blonde jokes are there?
only one, the rest are true stories!

how do you get 4 gay men onto a bar stool?
turn it upside down!

what do you call a chinese bloke with shit on his head?
who flung dung!